About us: We are a very small guild of experienced players with a disturbing sense of humor who have played MMOs together in the past. Although we are a closely knit guild, we are very inclusive. If you want a social guild where you won't find cliques or a guild within a guild this is the place for you.

What we do: We are a PvP guild that does questing, raiding, and everything in between.

What we aren't (disclaimer): An actual weight loss clinic. So if you want to burn off a few calories to impress a few girls at a cos play convention and look to us for help you're SOL.